The Whistle Gang

So I've been asked why I call the Kids that hang out around my house the Whistle Gang. Well it all started one Saturday when I was minding my business trying to relax. I hear this whistling coming from outside. Not really sure what it was I decided to investigate as it was disturbing me from my doing nothing. I look out and I see BAHLAB aka Big Ass Head Little Ass Body sitting on the curb blowing a whistle. Now to some people this would be a cute thing to see. The kid is around 4 years old and 2.5 feet tall. To me this is fucking horrible, this kid is sitting out in front of my house with a blowing a fucking whistle. I tried to ignore it but the whistle got louder and varied. I take a look out side and now there were more kids out there. I see Lil Mama, Baby Joker and more of the usual suspects but they all have whistles. I'm thinking to myself this has to be some sort of sick joke. Why the fuck do all these kids have whistles? It was like an all whistle orchestra going on that turned into a full scale Westside Story whistle fight. They were blowing them in each others faces and just being regular little assholes with the things. So as any enterprising adult would do I decided to trick them out of their whistles. I heard the Ice Cream truck making his way around and I figured I could easily spend 20 bucks and save myself a evening of annoyance by trading bomb pops for whistles. So I come out round them up approach them with what I thought was a fair deal. They kindly accepted so I bought each one a bomb pop as they handed over the whistle. As I walked back into my house I took one look back and thought to myself now there is a happy bunch of whistle less heathens. But little did I know there was trickery afoot. No less than 10 minutes after my purchase I hear a familiar sound ringing through my window. I thought to myself that cant be a fucking a whistle. But how wrong I was these little fuck had eaten the bomb pops and went grabbed their whistle stash. So then I was out of 20 bucks and the Whistle Gang was official born. These kids are a fucking riot. Holla

Hutch