Booze and Contract Babies

When alcohol and young men get together the chance of great ideas and bad ideas run neck and neck. Contract babies was probably the worst idea I've ever heard. So the idea of a contract baby is that you take a man and woman with great physical attributes and mate them to produce a super athlete. Now this idea wasn't created by a great geneticist it was created by 2 drunk fools and Corona. While watching Sunday Night football with D and Black and talking about children (odd combination) they came up with the idea that I should have a baby. I wasnt for this idea at all but they were determined to convince me that given my size and how I carry and put on weight that If I had a baby there was a 50/50 chance that the baby could be a pretty good athlete. I countered with what if the baby was just short and fat. They countered with finding a tall female athlete to breed me with and the idea of the contract baby was born. These fools were excited at the thought of mashing my genetic with some volleyball player to produce some sort of a freak athlete I was convinced that this was a dumb idea and not worhty of discussion as I wouldnt want to be stuck with a baby with someone who I didnt want anything to do with. This is when D had his moment of brilliance, a contract. Contract marriages are common in the Marine Corps as it give 2 young dumb Marines the opportunity to reap what they think are the benefits of being married. Applying that same dumb logic to a child in order to reap the benefits of a spawning a successful athlete had these assholes salivating at the mouth. I couldn't believe this madness so I asked Z what she thought. Just as I suspected she thought we all drank too much and were dumb as hell, I concurred but thought I should get more input. So I texted around and females hated the idea more than me, the guys thought this was awesome. Needless to say I refuse to ever gamble with my sperm in an attempt to create anything other than a baby I want to love with a woman i want to be with. Holla

Hutch